Do you like staying warm, book swaps, puppets, puppies, parmesan cheese, childhood memories and talking about making plans without actually making plans? If you answered with a resounding, two-exclamation-point YES!! then we might be meant for each other.
I’m a 23-year-old independent lady looking for someone who fits my schedule and will leave me alone when I feel tired, hungry, overworked, etc. This will probably be a lot of the time. I’m pretty into things children traditionally like — watercolor painting, soft fabrics, kites, “Party in the USA” — but also dabble in cooking pasta and going to art museums.
If I had to pick three negative words to describe myself, those words would be jealous, naïve, overeater. Three positive words? Loyal, adventurous, lover-of-dances-that-involve-kicking-and-hair-flips.
Full disclosure: I get pretentious, ramble and/or stutter when I’m nervous and will vom all over your house when I mix liquors.
I’m looking for two qualities in a man. 1. He should frequently ignore me. 2. He should frequently amuse me with a mixture of nonsense humor and physical comedy (crazy, made-up-on-the-spot stories and sarcastic gymnastics work best).
Must have kind eyes.
If I like you, I will probably secretly like you for the next three years without ever telling you, so email me now (email@example.com) and we can embark on those years of unspoken sexual tension ASAP.